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Elonomate is a satirical website. All content is intended for entertainment purposes only and should not be taken seriously. We’re not responsible for any misinterpretation, offense or intergalactic misunderstanding that may arise from our content. We aim to entertain and are not liable for the accuracy, completeness or consequences of relying upon any information herein. If satire isn’t your thing, proceed with caution and sense of humour.

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