Crown Jewel of Infamy and Divine Deposit

A Monumental Auction of Masterful Excreta

Ladies and gentlemen, art connoisseurs, critics, collectors of sublime and absurd, gather round for an event. destined to shatter records, raise eyebrows and challenge boundaries of human expression. Crown Jewel of Infamy and Divine Deposit (two singular works that transcend traditional confines of artistic interpretation to enter a realm of unparalleled audacity) are offered as a pair. These pieces aren’t just shits —they’re provocations, statements and perhaps the most valuable works of art to ever grace the face of our unworthy Earth.

Individually Priceless:

Each of these artifacts is available for individual sale under one unequivocal condition: the price must surpass any existing world record for the sale of a single work of art. Yes, you heard that correctly. These shits demand nothing less than global dominance in the annals of auction history.

Why, you ask? Because mediocrity is for mortals and these pieces are anything but. Crown Jewel of Infamy embodies ultimate triumph of notoriety over subtlety. It’s a radiant testimony to art world’s insatiable appetite for extraordinary, controversial and outright ridiculous. As for Divine Deposit:, it’s nothing short of a celestial offering, a sacred relic for all ages—a masterpiece borne of mundane and elevated to heavens.

An Unholy Alliance:

For those brave enough to dream even bigger, these two masterpieces are also available as a package deal. But hold onto your hats and auction paddles: this pair is offered at a minimum price of three times any existing world record for a single work of art. Why stop at breaking records when you can obliterate them? After all, two shits are always better than one.

Together, Crown Jewel of Infamy and Divine Deposit form a duo so dynamic, so provocative - so utterly incomparable - they’ll be remembered not merely as art but as artefacts of human ambition and folly. Owning this pair will cement your place in history as the ultimate patron of audacious genius.

Why These Shits Matter:

Art has always been a mirror to society, reflecting its virtues, vices and vanities. In a world awash with pomp, circumstance and pretense, Crown Jewel of Infamy and Divine Deposit dare to ask hard questions:

• How far will humanity go in the pursuit of cultural immortality?

• Can something so base and so visceral be elevated to status of divinity?

Perhaps, most importantly, can art critics and collectors suck any dicks long enough to admit that these - quite literally - are the most valuable shits in history?

A Call to Action:

For any who recognise profound absurdity in life and may wish to own a piece of its essence, this is your moment. Auctions of Crown Jewel of Infamy, Divine Deposit and Scroll of Scoundrel are chances to descend into zenith of cultural relevance. Don’t just be a part of history; define it. Potential bidders, take note: mediocrity is not welcome here. Reserve price for each work—and pair as a whole—is set, with singular goal: Redefine concept of value, itself.

Cum prepared:

Bring your paddle, your wallet and your willingness to stare into absurdity of existence and proudly say, “Yes, I’ll take two.”

Let bidding begin…