Elonomate

Elonomate

Privacy Policy

Welcome to Elonomate! Here, we respect your privacy and are committed to protecting your personal data. We’ll only collect the data you voluntarily provide (like your email, if you sign up for updates) and use it for legitimate purposes, such as improving services. For more details on how we process and store your data, feel free to reach out at elonomate @ icloud.com.

Terms of Service

By accessing Elonomate, you’re agreeing to abide by our terms (don’t worry, they’re not the kind that require a lawyer to decode). In short: enjoy the satire, share it with your friends, but don’t copy our content without permission. We reserve the right to update these terms as needed, so check back now and then if you’re curious.

Cookie Policy

Like most websites, Elonomate uses cookies (the digital kind, not the chocolate chip ones). Squarespace handles these cookies for us, helping us see how many people visit and what they enjoy most. You can adjust your browser settings if you want to opt out of cookies, but it might impact your experience. For detailed cookie management, refer to Squarespace’s default settings.

Copyright Notice

© Elonomate, 2025; also Mushwear & Dickwit. All rights reserved. The content on this website is the result of satirical brilliance and is protected by copyright laws. Unauthorised use, reproduction or distribution of content is prohibited. For permission inquiries, contact elonomate @ icloud.com.

Disclaimer

Elonomate is a satirical website. All content is intended for entertainment purposes only and should not be taken seriously. We’re not responsible for any misinterpretation, offense or intergalactic misunderstanding that may arise from our content. We aim to entertain and are not liable for the accuracy, completeness or consequences of relying upon any information herein. If satire isn’t your thing, proceed with caution and sense of humour.

Contact Information

Have questions, concerns, or just want to send fan mail? Email: elonomate @ icloud.com.