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Letter to Investors

Trilogy of Trilogies

elonomate

Letter to Investors

Trilogy of Trilogies

Letter to Investors

Trilogy of Trilogies

Privateers Under Kleptocratic Equity Scams (PUKES)

Jul 18

Written By Graeme Walker

Blog in progress… contributions welcome!

Graeme Walker

🏦 “Behind the Curtain”

Elonomate

About the Author: Elonomate

Elonomate is a pseudonym drawn from imagined Greek roots — a blend of nomos (law, custom, the ordered structure of civic life) and the poetic echo of elos (marsh or depth), suggesting one who observes the movements of justice within murky ground. The name evokes a wandering student of law and liberty, detached from institutions, yet deeply concerned with the ethical spine of society.

Though the voice is timeless, the name whispers with modern resonance. In a world reshaped by celebrity technocrats and algorithmic governance, Elonomate plays on two sympathetic interpretations of a contemporary myth:

That “Elon has no mates”, and stands alone — misunderstood, isolated, and burdened by vision.
That “Elon mates”, and finds kinship — perhaps not in the flesh, but in shared ideals, dissenting minds, and hopeful reformers.

In both, there is a longing — for connection, for clarity, and above all, for a justice that does not hide.

Elonomate writes not to accuse, but to invite. Not to command, but to provoke thought. Their allegiance is not to party nor platform, but to the enduring principles of transparency, accountability, and democratic courage.

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